Inside Outside by Groucho Marx

• "...Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ..."

Chihuahua's by Cesar Millan

• "...All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. That's why it's important to make sure you are a hundred percent ready for the responsibility if you own a 'power' breed, like a pit bull, German shepherd, or Rottweiler...."

Chihuahua's Are Chihuahua's

• A Chihuahua is a Chihuahua! A fun fact about Chihuahuas is that they come in many shapes, sizes, and colors but they are ALL still Chihuahuas! Whether a “tea-cup” size or a “standard” size; whether apple-head or deer-head; whether long-haired or short-haired – there is only one Chihuahua breed.

Titanic Dog's Swimmer

• Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic. They were two Pomeranians and one Pekingese from first class cabins.